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司法笑话|Carl Lewis He Ain't

来源:www.whaletan.com 2024-06-15

Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted1 a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase2, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.

The second lawyer looked at him and said, You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!

I don't have to, the first lawyer replied. I only have to outrun you.


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